I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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