Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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