That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
