Having a random hookup so left but love u
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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