NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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