What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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