"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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