You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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