So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
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I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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