Say something about gay babies.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
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I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
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I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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