Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I licked your asshole in confidence.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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