just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
