do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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