There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
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I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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