Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
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I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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