careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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