Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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