I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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