i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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