Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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