do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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