I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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