my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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