my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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