if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I wish life had little blips of pornography
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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