wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
You can't motorboat a personality
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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