i think i have herpe
just one?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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