And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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