I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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