I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
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I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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