i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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