why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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