i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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