Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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