Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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