My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I have already put on my inside pants.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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