take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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