great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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