Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
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She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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