When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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