Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
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