My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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