matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Randomize
