Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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