I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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