Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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