yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
