420 ftw
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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