I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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