Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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