tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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