Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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