Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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