he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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