I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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