i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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