Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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