he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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